{"product_id":"what-on-earth","title":"What On Earth?","description":"The much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e''Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It''s only a matter of time'' Independent\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e It''s not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e I also provide an alien''s-visor-view of your past, so that you can learn from past mistakes. This isn''t the first potted history of Britain ever to be committed to print, but I can guarantee that compared to any others, mine will be the most accurate. If anyone cares to argue about that, which one of us has had access to a time machine?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So settle down, grab a beverage, and let''s make your planet Count.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e''Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin'' Rory Stewart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e''Count Binface is out of this world'' Emily Maitlis","brand":"Quercus Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58565101650255,"sku":"9781529431445","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.suomalainen.com\/products\/what-on-earth","provider":"Suomalainen.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}