{"product_id":"merde-actually","title":"Merde Actually","description":"A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:\u003cbr\u003e_________________\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat is the best way to scare a gendarme? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd is it really polite to sleep with your boss's mistress?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn his second comedy of errors, Paul West opens an English tearoom, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour éternel, or will it all end in merde?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAuthor's apology: 'I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer.' Stephen Clarke","brand":"Transworld Publishers Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58852847485263,"sku":"9780552773089","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0061\/0372\/8217\/files\/9d9959b3a1f042048e5adb80bc1d22f39780552773089_1.jpg?v=1790143484","url":"https:\/\/www.suomalainen.com\/products\/merde-actually","provider":"Suomalainen.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}