{"product_id":"goldilocks-go-home","title":"Goldilocks, Go Home!","description":"Prepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!\" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear, as Baby Bear is now calling himself. Tensions are high at the Three Bears cottage where Goldilocks--an overdramatic tween who has deluded herself into believing she''s a princess--is stranded until the Big Bad Wolf vacates the area. A hungry troll, three pigs with a home improvement show on HoGTV, and of course the Big Bad Wolf all figure into the story in this hilarious mash-up of folk and fairy tales from around the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn chapters full of quirky and clever drawings, Bobby and Goldilocks alternate narrating the story of their hair-raising adventures. But despite their initial bad impressions, a kind of affection develops between Bobby and Goldilocks, and they become something like friends. As Bobby explains, \"I mean, annoying as she was, I didn''t want her to end up wolf kibble.\" Over 80 illustrations are included.","brand":"Holiday House Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57816992416079,"sku":"9780823445387","price":12.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0061\/0372\/8217\/files\/9780823445387_1-goldilocks-go-home.jpg?v=1780083992","url":"https:\/\/www.suomalainen.com\/products\/goldilocks-go-home","provider":"Suomalainen.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}